by ibwt July 27, 2010

Musket Ball

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.

"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?

by karfighting September 27, 2009

groin-ball

To shoot someone in the groin so that it takes them a week to die, ala the Andrew Jackson/Charles Dickinson duel.

Man, Dickinson was all disrespectin' his wife, and ol' Hickory went and groin-balled him.

by Ben of Iniquity July 27, 2010

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.

For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic

by Djansson September 28, 2015

When the Vagina is completely closed with both cheeks tightly pressed together due to lack of penetration.

Hey, I bet post-breakdown Miley Cyrus is a ball in dirt

by Jilly Juices January 5, 2014

RT @edballsmp Ed Balls

A meme that originated when he tweeted his own name and nothing else in April 2011.

by mosmi April 13, 2013

A tendency to be bold and brash via internet correspondence, while being rather meek in a face-to-face setting.

John could only ask Kate out through hotmail when he had his e-balls.

by Alex DeVine August 1, 2003