"Does Donna look different to you?"
"Yeah, since her break up up with Jack, she's gained about 10 pounds of grief bacon."
"Yeah, since her break up up with Jack, she's gained about 10 pounds of grief bacon."
by Dr. OK January 08, 2012
by Tam the Shrew March 10, 2013
A truly wonderful creature. He was once a part of the Oinker Empire, but then Humans conquered their land and ate all of them, almost all of them that is. One of them remained and split itself into pieces now known as Bacons. Humans started hunting these Bacons down because of their legendary flavor. Sadly, there is only one left. The Last bacon remains the last remaining survivor of the species. Today, he makes lots of Subnautica content on youtube, and reads and replies to every comment.
by Fireyy March 11, 2021
The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.
Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
by By Kanada Scot December 03, 2013
Hey john, im bored, wanna beat the back bacon record of 23secs? " Yeah ,sure. I know where they chill
by Daffron June 12, 2010
by andy_c_in_da_house September 26, 2006
When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.
"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"
"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
by Oscar Wyld August 23, 2011