backles

Bacon + pickles. esp. Kosher dills wrapped with bacon at least above the quality of Korn King.

When you're wife is pregnant, she wakes you up at 3am and MUST HAVE bacon, a smart man knows she will next want pickles so wraps the kosher dill in bacon and saves himself the trouble of two trips. AFter the first time she will say, "Honey, go get me some backles!"

by Fargo J February 18, 2009

cackle backle

a gay mans sex organ (manginer) or arse.

have you been having it up the cackle backle?

by darren lowe March 23, 2005

Bacterium

Bacterium is a bi-gendered creature, most often found in zombies. It is most often pink, but oftentimes green.

"Dude, I can't tell whether thats a girl or a boy!"
"Yep, thats a total bacterium..."

by FelixPhoenix October 15, 2006

bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.

I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.

by Anon October 29, 2007

Geographic Bachelor

A man who is married, and travels for work a lot and claims he's bachelor while traveling away from home.

A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.

I'm a Geographic Bachelor, meet me in houston.

by The prey June 5, 2010

Jew Bagle

A Jew that is retared

Christopher Michael Nunez is a Jew Bagle

by BIG DADDY T-MAC June 19, 2009

bachelorize

When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:
Buy a new wardrobe, buy some new electronics(tv, game system and games, new stereo, air conditioner) for the "bachelor pad", etc.

I called "so and so" this week to see how he was doing after I dumped him and he said he felt great. He went to Kmart and bought some clothes, an air conditioner, and digital cable. It was sad to see him blow all his money on getting bachelorized.

by bluehoneykitty February 10, 2008