Malcolm: Dude, Courtney is pretty hot.
Hayden: Stay away dude, she's sub-attractive.
Malcolm: yeah Fuck that.
Hayden: Stay away dude, she's sub-attractive.
Malcolm: yeah Fuck that.
by TheMasterDarthVader February 15, 2024
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An alternative term for people who don't like MAP (Minor-Attracted Person). A common alternative people use is YAP (Youth-Attracted Person), but "youth" has wildly different definitions depending on the country. "Kid" is generally considered to refer to people who are 0-17 years old.
An alternative term for people who don't like MAP (Minor-Attracted Person). A common alternative people use is YAP (Youth-Attracted Person), but "youth" has wildly different definitions depending on the country. "Kid" is generally considered to refer to people who are 0-17 years old.
They are a kid-attracted person.
by Shugunou October 18, 2025
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Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
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The word pedophile is "stigmatizing" and in order to be more inclusive of demon-possessed perverts we call them "Minor Attracted Persons" as this is less "stigmatizing."
by standing up for what's right December 11, 2025
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Person B:I know, we should talk with them!
Person A:I heard theyr non-binary.
Person B:Every non-binary is attractive so damn much!
Person B:I know, we should talk with them!
Person A:I heard theyr non-binary.
Person B:Every non-binary is attractive so damn much!
by ConfusedMay June 21, 2021
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