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uses twitter, instagram, tiktok, probably tumblr. part of lgbtq+. wants a nose piercing. begs for attention continuously.
damn bitch you really got that not enough attention at home syndrome huh? that why you want a nose piercing?
by blayz00 September 20, 2020
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Attentioning

Bayla was not attentioning tamar
by Beyounotme October 3, 2021
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noa attention

aha very cute fillipino
by habeshaslayer January 4, 2024
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Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
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attention theory of everything

Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
by metawave August 21, 2020
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Throwing Attention

When you want attention sooo bad you start throwing a hissy (usually seen amongst children but some rare adults are known to throw attention when they don't get their way)
Man, my kid was up in arms yesterday throwing attention like it was everybody's business; I had to get up and get him to settle down.

Man, this dude at work was throwing attention cause I wouldn't accept an expired gift card like dafuq?!
by Poonani Galosh December 21, 2022
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Attention Mosh Pit

When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.
I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.
by I'm Really Not Okay July 4, 2011
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