Hector Anus

heck-tore a-nuss
-Noun

An anus that has experienced more than a cock or two or three or four...at the same time. A "hector anus" is what happens after your asshole has been stretched by something the size of a basketball.

Patient: Doc, I can't tell if I am shitting or not! Poop just falls on the floor!
Doctor: Well, OMFG no wonder! Your asshole is the size of a hector! Your sphincter muscle has been damaged beyond repair! Prognosis not good, you have Hector Anus!

by beerpoots January 27, 2009

front anus

A hole on a particularly stupid individual in the front of the body in which complete shit flows from. Usually refered to as the mouth.

Billy- I can do 500 push-ups in a minute.

Joe- Stop speaking from your front anus.

by O'reily O'reilly October 9, 2008

Anus Vulcanus

Anus Vulcanus = Er Diarè ( in norwagian)

hm........... omg? vet ikka åssen jeg skal skrive det!

by MinTeD December 6, 2003

Cinnamon Anus

1) The center part of any cinnamon roll but most linked to Cinnabons. 2) The innermost swirl of a cinamon roll, aptly named due to the resemble of the human anus.

While eating Cinnabon's John was heard to say "I want the cinnamon anus"

by Parkaholic October 30, 2011

Anus Feather

A green, small feather you encounter while wiping your butt. It comes out of your anus, and is attached to the poop on your toilet paper.

Joell - Marty told me about his anus feather he had yesterday. I guess it was pretty large.

Marcus - We'll than it isn't an anus feather...

by 65498558 June 25, 2009

Anus-Berries

A word used to indicate you have failed at whatever you were trying to do. Sometimes is another word for "Piles". Can also be used as an insult.

Example 1:

Some Bully: Oi, mate, your hair looks like a festering turd!
Bullies Victim: Oh yeah? Well you're an Anus-Berry!

Example 2:

Juggler: *After dropping the juggling balls* Aw man, that was total Anus-Berries.

by JugglingDude July 6, 2010

Anus-Raped

To be beaten by your opponent.

Jonh looses all his money to Norm playing poker = Norm has just officially Anus-Raped John.

by Anus Raper December 17, 2008