old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.
The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.
by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021
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old bad

The dank musky scent usually attributed to an older worse smelling idividual (usually grandmother). This scent usually is a mixture of old house, stale cigarettes, feline urine and stanky senior citizens.
"dude, that senior home smelled like 8 different kinds of old bad"
by nooger April 06, 2006
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old fame

Opposite of new fame, someone that simply hangs around their famous relatives and becomes famous without any real talent.
Paris Hilton has no talent! She's old fame.
by Calciumdust April 02, 2008
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Old Sport

Why hello there. Old Sport.
by melonester January 15, 2023
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Old Steve

The dealer is selling Old Steve over there!
by Middle age Steve June 10, 2010
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Zoë Old

A Zoë old is someone who is really cool like really really cool. They are smart and compassionate. They tend to be really hot as well and their good vibes and energy radiate out towards others. Zoë Olds are pretty much always right. They have a great sense of humour and usually are really funny. They own a wide variety of skills and can be good at many things. This may include Physical activities, schoolwork or even gaming. If you know a Zoë Old then you are very lucky and should value them. Put them above all else because they will be there through it all.
Boy 1: “did you see Zoë Old”
Boy 2: “yeah bro she is so hot”
Boy 3: “unlucky my friends, she’s already my bestie
by NobodyKnowsMe123 June 03, 2021
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The Old Norman

When a male masturbates to the point of climax while either looking at pictures or watching video of his best friend having intercourse with his significant other.
Pete: "Did you see that postcard of Ian and Trish in Maui"? Jim: "We should wack off to it". Pete: "The Old Norman"? Jim: "You know it".
by Matthew Scarpelli Cumberland December 10, 2013
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