Alan Elterman

Amazing, smart, god

his kids will be amazing and he looks even better.
Loved forever and ever

Brittney elterman and Alan Elterman made beautiful kids named carter and ava

by BrittneyE. August 12, 2011

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Alan Smith

The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.

Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith

by Unclemoe69 February 28, 2017

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Nunca se emborrachen con el es el amigo que termina muy borracho y se olvida de quién era, es divertido, carismático aunque también es algo mentiroso. Le cuesta decir las cosas tiene un súper caparazón y nunca se deja ver cómo realmente es. ¡Ánimo Alan puedes ser tu mismo!

Es Alan el chico que estaba ebrio en la anterior fiesta

by Aleacimbad November 25, 2021

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Alan

Knocks down food with school bag and steals your motors

Alan wtf!!

by Steve disciple July 30, 2019

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father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

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Alan

the most perfect guy you will ever meet. he has such a kind soul and has a big heart. he’s so amazing. i love him so much. there are no words that can explain how much i love him. i love your smile alan. your personality is just what tops everything off. over 7 billion people and you’re the only one i want. you’re the best. i love you more than life itself😕

Alan is the best guy you’ll ever meet in the whole world

by -you know😕 March 16, 2022

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