Alan

(Known as the pedo)This man is more than interested in younger girls to be pleased by and loves clingy relationships. He’s always loyal to his girlfriends and is a really smooth guy.

Alan is a pedo.
Why is a Alan dating a girl of that maturity level.

by Dr.doofensmerz November 21, 2021

Alan is yes

Alan is yes
this means he is yes which means he isnt no

alan is yes he is yes

by habadabalove April 26, 2021

Alan

The best person you’ll ever meet, a go getter, and a great friend to those close to him

He’s so easy to be around must be an Alan

by Boom boom kitty November 23, 2021

Dumbass You, Anthony Robles And Terry Alan Crew Is Talita From Egypt, You Dumbasses

Dumbass You, Anthony Robles And Terry Alan Crew Is Talita From Egypt, You Dumbasses

Dumbass You, Anthony Robles And Terry Alan Crew Is Talita From Egypt, You Dumbasses

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 7, 2019

doing an alan

On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!

He's fucking doing an alan again

Yeah hes got no Killa Skillz!

by markku007 November 11, 2008

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018