Alan

Knocks down food with school bag and steals your motors
Alan wtf!!
by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
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Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.
The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.
by Suckmyd69 December 08, 2020
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Alan ist der beste nettesten nicht Fette sondern muskolöseste Mensch. Alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben er wierd von jeder Frau geliebt. Da er einen 50cm Cock hat der jede Frau befriedigt. Und in Friday the 13 th ist er der Beste. In die meisten Gruppen ist Alan der Schöne lustige und der leader. Er wird auch Geiler zecker genant
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Alan ist ein Geiler zecker und nicht FETT sondern richtig muskolös. Alle lieben ihn er ist der geilste und beste alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben. Ale Frauen wollen ihn. In Friday the 13th ist er der beste. Er kann die besten sachen Baun. Ein Merkmal von Alan's sie sind in die meisten Gruppen leader
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by Alan Geiler Zecker April 16, 2020
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Alan

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'

Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
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Someone who pisses down your back and calls it rain
Vivian: I’m so sorry. I can’t do this anymore. You’re ugly on the inside and out.
Alan: Don’t piss down my back and call it rain
by Alan_asian July 28, 2022
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Alan-(noun) Male Name of American origin- individuals who are named Alan, are more likely to be a homosexual bottom, as well as trash at fortnite
"Yo Alan!" Alan-"fuck my ass"
by Real professor June 10, 2019
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