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Africa Long

Used to emphasize the amount of time one has gone without doing something by comparing to the colonization of Africa, which happened in the 9th century.
"Oh man, I haven't watched this show in Africa long!"

"Hey Chris, it's great to see you! It's been Africa long since we last chilled!"
by Semajskolka January 19, 2010
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every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa

Used as a "meme", sometimes angers people but often its funny, not if you use it everytime. Anyways uhm-- we all know that, it passes everywhere. WOOOWWW I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!
friend: every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa.
Me: we all know that
Friend: ok
Me: every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa
Friend:shut up now
by ifyoureadthisurreallynoob August 14, 2022
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Affliction banned

Tom - "Are you watching Affliction banned? Its got half of the top ten ranked heavy wieghts on one card!"

Bob - "Wow thats awesome!"
by fedor1 July 1, 2008
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damn africa

what white girls comment on their friend's selfies. its like saying "holy shit".
Christine: *posts selfie on instagram*
Karen: "damn africa! can i be you?"
by margauxhapgood January 26, 2014
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Africa

Africa is a continent near Europe and Asia,being mostly enslaved by Europe and Ottoman empire ,but,even today as africa is decolonised and "free",companies like Nestle are pulling an full on enslavery on Africa,taking a lot of water and even making child slaves and don't get punished,but White Europeans,mostly germans get punished for being white supremacists by 14year old dipshits
Africa is enslaved by Nestle and bug *spits* big companies
by Asulsmallpp February 1, 2021
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Affliction

Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifestation and not just a feeling. He argued that in every person lay dormant a miniscule gland in the upper tethis that when a person felt jealous this gland would convulse releasing a small dose of Cheortyxon C.

This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.
You're jealous of affliction you'll post on websites to vent your anger!
by ZodfindsthisFUN June 5, 2005
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africa

africa
by fatfucc February 19, 2020
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