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Abused Monkey

When a transgender man (now girl) sucks dick while fucking someone, with his dick.
Feels amazing, but is counted as being homosexual.
Trans: I just tried Abused Monkey with my BF , it felt amazing.
BF: I loved it and i cummed.
Trans: I loved sucking him.
BF: And i loved how you rid me.
by Zenvia December 26, 2016
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amuser

Weinstein: she is just an amuser.
by JyuSyun November 15, 2017
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abuse me baby

You use this when you want to have sex but you can make it obvious.
Daniel: Hey baby, what you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Abuse me baby...
by Tiff Speak May 29, 2018
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abuse tax

A tariff we pay to the State or Federal government to recompense them for abusing us.
I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Abusedmal

Abysmally abused. Sucks at abusing. Poor abuse.
Damn bro. Rafo was abusedmal as a kid.
by Bafik November 6, 2019
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Abusement

Abusing someone for one's personal amusement.
I suffered much abusement from my older siblings.
by Frosby July 31, 2020
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Abuse Matthew day

Today is abuse Matthew Vanotti day, it is on the 12/11 and it’s the day to just beat the shit out of him. Although I love you and you are my boyfriend this will be interesting 😘
Oooh it’s the 12th of November ITS ABUSE MATTHEW DAY
by Secretly anonymously anonymous November 10, 2020
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