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Absolutely Nana

To peel somebody’s clothes off like a banana
Get on the bed so I can absolutely nana you
by The regger September 3, 2023
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Absolute Unc Scare

Unc refers to the teacher, absolute is added when the teacher stares right at your screen while gaming in class
by How3010 December 1, 2025
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absolute monkey

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
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Absolute Doofus

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"
OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE DOOFUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025
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an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.
wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro
by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023
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