Knocker

A slightly overweight AET with a curly mullet and an oversized head. Tends to eat chicken. Might be overheard saying “it’s bastard fucking fucked”.

Webbo: what’s for scran knocker.
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what did you have for lunch knocker?
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what do you fancy for breakfast knocker
Knocker: chicken

by Knockerlovesatranny November 19, 2025

The Devil's Knocker

Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

-or-

Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019

elbow knocker

a gay person

Maggie: *Stands there knocking on her elbow*
Sean: “You know what they say about elbow knockers?”
Maggie: “What?”
Sean: “That they’re gay.”

by lilnips13 October 9, 2018

slobber knockers

the testicles.

"Oh my god! He just got kicked right in the slobber knockers!

by BlitzRain April 1, 2023

Knockers

Absolutely knockered

After drinking a whole bottle of vodka, she was feeling knockers

by Taishokukitten November 22, 2016

Schlob Knocker

Popularized by the Famous people David Fox, and John Tinker, another word for the popular handle you put on the back of your phone, “ The Popsocket”

“Bro john, did you see the new schlob knockers i put on the back of my phone?”

by Uncertaintyy January 17, 2019

Wee knockers

When the male wee knocks the female in the face with his ding dong! Wee Knockers!

Colton wee knocked Jakobi right in the nose! Wee Knockers!

by Donkey slayer February 14, 2017