grundle dan

Grundle Dan is a name that actor and Smosh Cast member Shayne Topp (@supershayne on twitter) uses as a joke and is mostly used for vulgar purposes

I just had he most horrific sex with Grundle Dan

by SSshshshshshshshshdhidfofogjko November 30, 2017

Disco Dan

Disco Dan is the sexiest man alive and happens to own one of the largest penises in the male porn industry, his name can be used to describe anything extremely sexy or large.

wooaaahh that house is so disco dan

ye i saw a girl last night who was so disco dan

by Shepshenko October 27, 2008

Dan Ross

A government sponge who doesn't do anything with his life except hide in a room like Howie does in a closet from the benchwarmers movie.

You don't wanna be like Dan Ross. He has a dog that he lets shit on the floor to go green and stink up the room. His mum got fucked by a guy named Nial his own age while he slept on trash bags in the room next door. The girl he fancied named Laura had a 3-sum with his mum Lorraine and a guy named Craig while he listened like the beta cuck fuck he is.

by Dat_Fuze August 20, 2019

Dan Howell

A queer, British internet personality who is scared of whisks, moths, and scrambled eggs. He and his (boy?)friend, Phil, have created an extremely dangerous cult known as the Phandom (or collectively Susan) where lonely thirteen year old introverted emos wear whiskers on their faces and chant things such as "Mirror butt", "Ladders", "Hi, so my name is Dan", and "Yee". Dan has gone on two world tours with Phil (The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire and Interactive Introverts) where he regrettably socialized with the cult members. He is also known for having a glowing blue penis and a weird sexual relationship with stray Maltesers boxes. The world is also extremely proud of him for coming out. Good job, danny boy.

I am DISGUSTED. I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior, Dan Howell, and THIS is the thanks I get?

by Pussy Guzzler June 23, 2019

Jo-Dan

Is a cooler way of saying Jordan. Makes people feel better when saying it.

Yo did you hear about Jo-Dan he is so rad!

by Jordan Piercy November 4, 2007

Dozy Dan

When you masturbate to ejaculation, then fall asleep covered in your own cum

Guy 1: "Dude what the fuck why are you covered in cum?"
Guy 2: "Must've pulled a Dozy Dan"

by SJS214 May 10, 2014

Dan Skablam

When you fart in a bag of water and keep it in the freezer, until it freezes. You then use the ice as cubes for a delicious beverage for someone special.

Joe - Hey I just made a Dan Skablam, want a taste?
Antonio- What's in it?
Joe- Try it, and then I'll tell yeah
Antonio - *trys drink* what the hell!?
Joe- DAN SKABLAM!!!!!

by Mojito1235 May 2, 2022