For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.
by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.
Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019

by YungGravey January 4, 2019

1. Richard aimed his cigarette at the blank page and exhaled.
2. Verb. To aim a cigarette is to light a cigarette before writing.
2. Verb. To aim a cigarette is to light a cigarette before writing.
by Crftmghk September 27, 2021

A clever way to say weed. Snoop is the weed dude. Saying "Snoop Dog Cigarette" is less likely to get you flagged on social media apps where the word "weed" is frowned upon.
by DobbaPhoenix September 7, 2022

by RaccoonChickenIII November 11, 2022

Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!
Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.
Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.
by Professor Doodlewacker May 8, 2024
