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ass noodle

One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.
John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.
mugGet the ass noodlemug.

Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
mugGet the Shower noodlesmug.

danger noodle

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle
by Bread_man69420 December 7, 2021
mugGet the danger noodlemug.

nope noodle

Skinny white girl with no definition. Usually on hard drugs, steals your vape and prescription drugs in the house.
Don’t invite Tana over dude, she’s a nope noodle.
by Shitslappss December 25, 2019
mugGet the nope noodlemug.

spooky noodle

Look at that spooky noodle

That's a huge spooky noodle

She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
by Cat_Nip29 April 22, 2018
mugGet the spooky noodlemug.

brown noodle

when you are having anal intercoarse and afterward you go to take a piss and a brown noodle comes out of your penis
dude, i totally had a brown noodle last night
by danny defeeto March 2, 2019
mugGet the brown noodlemug.

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