Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.
My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?
by Urban Robb February 12, 2014
When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.
After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.
by IroniMac December 13, 2014
Hey look, it's K-braham lincoln!
by Kya Nite August 20, 2014
The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party
I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.
by Mank_Demes February 14, 2019
by Nfhwhdhes June 23, 2019
a roll of 100 pennies
What am I going to do with this Lincoln Log that Grandma gave me? I hate pennies, and I hate going to the bank even more. I guess I could open it and fill up my 50 pairs of Penny Loafers. Nah, I'll just throw it at Sissy or a passing car.
by nowayjoseolay September 11, 2009
After getting a girl really wet from fingering her, you rip out her pubes and use her juices as a paste while attaching them to her chin.
by ween October 23, 2003