That's a good story. I don't think I've seen that one yet... Vaguely analogous to my thing too so... Yeah, I would probably enjoy it more if I wasn't BEING SOCIALLY IMPRISONED BY A CAGE MADE OF MY OWN INCREDULITY AND POVERTY but, you know...
Hym "Yeah, that Harrison story is pretty fuckin morbid... Especially in the context of my situation... I'm sure it'll all work out." know,
by Hym Iam June 8, 2024

by Gary Sanderson 1976 November 14, 2022

by Connar darlo May 13, 2020

by dfghjkoliuytrfdcvhji November 16, 2023

someone with monkey teeth, very self-conscious about their looks. Its most likely always gonna be a asian man/boy with this "harrison" name (i am racist, except it). next he loves taking his friends for granted, and plays fortnite for a living because he gets no bitches. He normally jerks off everyday because he is lonely, and like i said before, he gets no bitches. He says he has a big penis but he actually has a very small penis, and he doesnt understand that he can be an asshole sometimes. Hes just an ugly yellow, no lifer asian boy who lives off his parents.
Harrisons alone of valentines day again? Dont worry, hes got his fortnite skins to jerk off to. Oh yeah, because hes a no liver who never touched a girl in his life expect for his sister and mother.
by AMBOUTABUSCUMMING February 14, 2024

A "Harrison" is a type of person which constantly has to talk about what they think even though no one cares. They are typically found in medium-sized Discords where a tightly-knit community already exists. This way a "Harrison" can constantly yap about different things no one really cares about. A lot of people tend to just ignore it, but others might make fun of him with specific yapping emotes. A verb would be harrisoning. Also a good counter to a "Harrison" is to Let Them Cook
by RagingRaptor June 16, 2024

an American television and game show host, best known for his role as the host of the ABC reality television dating show The Bachelor from 2002 to 2021.
The syndicated series' final host was Chris Harrison, who took over from Crews in 2015 and hosted until the show was canceled, with the finale airing on May 31, 2019
by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023
