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Blunt grease

The grease at the end of a badly rolled blunt that gets on your lip.

#BluntGrease @BluntGrease
Johnzel rolled a blunt so trash he had “blunt greaseall over his lip.
by Drewy April 23, 2018
mugGet the Blunt greasemug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

grease trap

A neighbourhood or place where greasy and ratchet people all converge. Crack heads, drunken teenagers, drag racers, and kids who linger around the McDicks that is open until midnight or later. Be wary when entering one of these. You may accidentally get sucked into its wormhole of greasiness.
Example #1

Boy: I hate Lynn Valley.

Girl: I love that grease trap #YOLOSWERVE.

Example #2

Girl: Doin' lines at Stacy's.

Boy: No! You can't do lines at that grease trap! Nobody has a hundie there!
by Mama B April 15, 2014
mugGet the grease trapmug.

Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.
My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!
by Daily Jew December 3, 2018
mugGet the Greasing the swinemug.

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019
mugGet the greasing the koalamug.

Cut the grease

‘Cut the Grease’ - in typical Italian/Korean households, one must take a shot after their bite of whatever they are consuming. This type of food usually has a higher fat content so this method is essentially used to help... ‘cut the grease’.

this allows for more consumption of food...and one can get a nice buzz as well.

The preferred drink of choice is Soju, Vodka or Mezcal. Wine does not count.
I just had this briscuit, and now I need something to cut the grease. Lupe, do you have any Soju? I need to cut the grease.
by Lupeboy March 17, 2021
mugGet the Cut the greasemug.

Ass grease

Swamp Ass - See also ass grease The sweaty lather that occurs between one's ass cheeks, and includes the entire nether region, on the swampiest of days.
It is hotter than the back side of a hogs ass dead and rotting on the side of a Alabama highway in July, and me with my non-breathable rayon pants... Man, do I have swamp ass.
by Kid Newark July 21, 2008
mugGet the Ass greasemug.

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