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dylan

A butt hole from Ireland. Tries to jump from girl to girl but does not succeed.
He likes her AGAIN?! What a Dylan.
by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016
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Dylan

A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.
Girl: Jeez I hate Dylan he's such an asshole.
by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016
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Dylan

A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.
Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!

Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.
by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013
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Dylan

Dylan is a guy who's super gay. He loves willy more than a duck loves water.
by Yar Mouth August 10, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is a right old twat if you ever see one, deck the fucker.

This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.

Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.

This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"
Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."

Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"
by Uniwaffle July 30, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is most handsome guy you will ever . Not only with his beutigul brown eyes and his brown wavy hair he has overlysized penis .
"Dylan do u love me "?
by Oliver ramsbottom July 17, 2018
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Dylan

“Yo, I didnt know you were a Dylan lmao”
by Nightwater4729 March 6, 2020
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