(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.
pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"
pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"
by Duncsway May 15, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. A small device which cleanses a vagina which is exceedingly disgusting and possibly hasnt seen soap or water in a decade.
As opposed to a regular douche bag, a douche bag 9000 is DISGRACEFULLY annoying/stupid.
As opposed to a regular douche bag, a douche bag 9000 is DISGRACEFULLY annoying/stupid.
by devinerocks February 29, 2008
Get the Douche bag 9000mug. the mixture of seminal, vaginal, and anal fluid that is then used to make a an ultra tool shit bag, usualy this person is the hovey of your group
by jon blond toolbag September 14, 2010
Get the douche bag milkshakemug. A young male who usually has at least 2 of these characteristics: Arrogant, annoying, rude, selfish, self-absorbed, inconsiderate, or enjoys putting others down.
A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.
His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.
They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.
His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.
They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
Drake enjoyed bullying anyone who was "weird" in his eyes, and soon was known as the high school douche bag.
by Justabandgirl August 6, 2012
Get the The High School Douche Bagmug. A singular person or group of people who wear Northface and Air Jordans, NIKE Socks and Sandals (or similar pair of popular footwear) Constantly uses old internet jokes (Ex. Come At Me Bro, The Game ect.) and "That's What She Said". They claim to be popular by working out, act rude to everybody except other douche-bags or the girl they are trying to impress, play nothing but Angry Birds, Modern Warfare 3 and the newest version of the most popular sports game and claim to be a gamer. Has a need to stand in the middle of the hallway. They usually are pretentious, obnoxious and typically have no interesting personality.
NOTE: You can still do these things and be a good, clever and interesting person. (But just not many people who do these things are.)
NOTE: You can still do these things and be a good, clever and interesting person. (But just not many people who do these things are.)
High School Douche-Bag: *Walks into class late while everyone is reading and accidentally trip on someone's backpack*
"Come at me bro!"
*Then sits and plays with phone all class period while talking loudly to friends*
Me: *Whispers to friend*
High School Douche-Bag: *Looks at me and says:* "You guys, I'm trying to read here so can you be quiet"
*Goes back to talking about the football game to friends*
"Come at me bro!"
*Then sits and plays with phone all class period while talking loudly to friends*
Me: *Whispers to friend*
High School Douche-Bag: *Looks at me and says:* "You guys, I'm trying to read here so can you be quiet"
*Goes back to talking about the football game to friends*
by SegaGenocideCD June 2, 2012
Get the High School Douche-Bagmug. One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"
by thats right mofo March 19, 2011
Get the Jersey Shore Douche Bagmug. My friend who is now obsessed with the Urban Dictionary. She now tortures me with her nonsense use of made up words.
by lindacrter October 9, 2008
Get the Douche Bag Galoremug.