con-dom

The magical, mystical, heavenly home of all the prisoners in the universe.

Bob, the anal rapist, was about to get a key to con-dom heaven, the judge would for sure throw the bookie at him and he prepared for the wurst prison possible. A year at the most, he said to himself as the word "life" sizzled into his penis sized brain. His heart raced. Beads of sweat...Bob: "A year in heaven is less than I deserved, butt thank you sir! I shall do my best to keep them al happy!" (www . youtu.be/-48OFresMkI)

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020

Dom wit the 12

"Dom wit the 12" is another way of saying a cannabis dealer is about to deliver 12 grams of high quality weed to your house

Person #1: are you telling me we ain't gettin that dom wit the 12?
Person #2: no, I think we just lost our 100 bucks.
Person #1: bummer.

by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021

Doing a Dom

Oversleeping and turning up late for work because he was playing GTA

Ah, shit guys i'm doing a Dom, i'll be there ASAP

by BringYourFire January 7, 2022

Big Dom Goo

Put a rubber band around your penis and swell the head the size of a grapefruit while eating a danish and calling for Lilith.

Big Dom Goo Lilith where be you.

by Guru the juggernaut February 19, 2023

Dom

A type of polish egg pronounced D-umb

Damm I could go for a Dom right a bought now

by Yours truly JOE January 4, 2021

Dom

Abbreviation or adjacent to adjust or modify in regards of a contract or property waiver.

My developer was messing my whole operation up then I used a Dom type element now everything is working.

by Enjoyitmf11 December 16, 2024

Dom

When you have a brock lesner look and be in control

I was very Dom today looking like Brock lesner

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 10, 2025