dylan

A butt hole from Ireland. Tries to jump from girl to girl but does not succeed.

He likes her AGAIN?! What a Dylan.

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

Dylan

A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.

Girl: Jeez I hate Dylan he's such an asshole.

by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016

Dylan

A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.

Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!

Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.

by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013

Dylan

super duper duper gay.

"don't be dylan"

by asljkBDFASLKFBFSDKLABF June 10, 2018

Dylan

A motherfucking fatass that shits in the toilet and breaks the toilet. He is such a bitch.

Stop being a Dylan!

by Niqwr1848 March 8, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a little bitch if you see him punch him in the face and tell him fuck you

"hey Dylan fuck you"

by windaroo December 12, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is a right old twat if you ever see one, deck the fucker.

This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.

Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.

This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"

Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."

Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"

by Uniwaffle July 30, 2019