Brad

A person who is gay and no one likes. He thinks he is cool but everyone hates him. Gets beat up by everyone and is the weakest person ever.

You are so Brad.

by alluaakbar December 22, 2017

Brad

Your brother who is also your dad

My brad and I went to see a movie yesterday.

by Jack sandman December 15, 2016

Brad

(of a person) homosexual (used especially of a man).

That man over there must be a Brad.

by Thedefiner617 April 23, 2022

Brad

The middle of a circle made by a group of woodwind players while performing in a Marching Band show.

The woodwinds will make a brad on Set 19

by StarryAshes August 2, 2022

Brad

A man, that for some reason no one can explain, a lot of people like. He has influence on people for no reason. People get mad at him but go back to meat ride him. He’s your stereotypically big ego-bro person. Vocubalry consists of, “Bro, dude.” Often refers to things as “cash money.” Thinks he’s good at everything. Girls like him for no reason at all other than he is simply a Brad. People like him for no other reason than he is a Brad. The Brad can never be truly explained.
Vocab -
Bro
Cash money
Dude
Characteristics -
Gets mad at someone who is better than him
Universe size ego
Tall
Often blonde/brown hair
White
Usually German (or some axis power race)
Curses
Funny but cause of stupid and offense jokes/comments
Retarted but funny
Plays shooter games
People meat ride him for no reason
Dick-headed
Cocky
Sometimes rude

“Who is that tall blonde kid? Why are people following him he looks like a douche?”

“Oh, that’s cause he’s a brad.”

by JustFacts1294 December 8, 2018

Brad

Currently overdosing on Oxy

Goddamit Brad not again

by ass shmooper August 26, 2017

Brad move

A brad move is when you do or say something super low to someone.

Same concept applies to brad jokes.

*Brad tells his wife she should better go make him a sandwich coz this is what women are for*

The crowd : "WOW, such a brad move....."

by Flatpumpkin August 26, 2019