Your Mom

1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.
I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!
by Andy dutQWEqt April 05, 2006
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Two words that usually point to a mother- probably of the person that is being talked to.
However, it is also an insult- used randomly if you're not paying attention and want onlookers to have a laugh at your opponent's confusion.
"I can play an octave higher than you!"
"Well I can play two notes LOWER than you!"
"...two notes..?"
"Yeah...well...YOUR MOM!"
*looks confused*
onlookersHAHAHA (point and throw rocks)
by carroty queen June 16, 2003
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A word used if you cant think of anything else
Guy 1: "Sup bushman"
Guy 2: "Nah shut up your mum"
Guy 1: "What about my mum bitch?"
Guy 2: "Ur mums got a foreskin faggot"
by Your mums foreskin June 25, 2003
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what people substitute in for an answer in third grade, and have absolutely no idea what it means. Commonly used by older people, which is sad, because the only time it was funny was in third grade.
stupid fuckers
mom- what did you do at school today honey?
idiot kid- your mom
mom- im sorry i pushed you out of my vagina
by AliceSuperstarrr September 25, 2012
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the stupidest fucking come back ive heard in my damn life.
x: is it going to rain today?
y: your mom is going to rain today.
**WHAT THE FUCK?
x: what are we doing today?
y: YOUR MOM!
**Last time I checked; my mom wasn't a milf...to anybody.
by ohfuckitsLeigh June 07, 2009
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A very poor come bakc that people say when they can't think of anything else.
X "You're such a fag!"

Y "Your mom!"

X "Wtf?"

Y "You heard me!"

X "I gotta go do your mom....see ya!"
by Yushua January 29, 2008
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what you say when you get pissed off at someone
by Fuck you clit face October 12, 2010
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