Krystal Yank

When you're having sex with a girl, and some one yanks your balls, making you fart.

Her son gave me a Krystal Yank; I was fucking her doggy style, and her toddler sneaked into the room and yanked on my balls making me fart.

by 0 G March 8, 2019

Salt Water Yank

A person born or that has Caribbean lineage, that acts or forgets their heritage and background, around Americans or Canadians.(They know of the salt water but perfer American society)

My Mudda said " Call futbol- soccer" "Its three not tree, thing not ting,hello not hail up "
Me no want to be a salt water yank

by Damiien October 17, 2007

Daddy Yankee

a queer who cant speak english,wears tight fitting caps and garbles out words over a repetitive and annoying beat, made a song with snoop dogg and made a song about gasoline because of his apparant lack of creativity.

un-documented refugees from cuba and PR see him as if he were God

you: did you hear daddy yankees new song?

me: yes i did, i enjoyed trying to decypher what the hell hes trying to say

by tha truth teller July 15, 2006

new york yankees

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.

Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

The New Yankee Workshop

The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.Upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.

Guy: Dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she passed out in the garage.
Dude: Oh man what happened ?
Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.
Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.
Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.

by radadam March 24, 2008

bats for the yankees

euphamism for one being homosexual; see batting for the yankees

see batting for the yankees

by Bunsen October 17, 2004

Yankee

An arrogant, dickhead, stuck up liberal from New England.

fuckthesouth dot com was made by the typical Yankee I describe above. Southerners are the only true Americans. We're laid back, friendly, and we don't give a shit about politics. And we don't like our hard earned money to be thrown away to crack addicts. The only reason we don't like Yankees, is because their rude. Also, The South is the most visited place in the USA. Not up there in New England. (Louisiana is the 2nd most visited state by tourists, and Florida is 3rd. Look it up sometime.)

by I Heart Grunge July 30, 2008