self dunner

Any tattoo, body piercing, body art, or sharpie writing on a persons body that is so unruly and pathetic looking that it had to have been done in a drunken rage by themself

Me - yo look at that wackass tat!!

Dale - yeah man those are some fuckin self dunners or some shit

Me - Self Dunners!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by francois April 28, 2005

self-shifter

Car with automatic transmission

I'd get a Mercedes CLS but its only available as a self-shifter now

by towel405 December 25, 2010

Self-gay

The act of sucking one's own dick or pleasuring your own anal cavity.

"I'm tired of not getting my dick blown , so I'm going to suck myself off".

"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".

by Chuchinkuchu August 18, 2017

self yelp

The practice of writing unbelievably good reviews about your own business to get more customers

Despite Stevies' self yelping the business remained slow

by animom June 30, 2010

Self-government

Government of a country by its own people, especially after having been a colony.

The poll showed that 80 percent of the population of the region supported self-government.

by Bryce Hall/Sway Boy Wannabe July 20, 2020

Self-Motorbation

The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.

Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!

by The Utco 4 June 5, 2011

Self Sadism

When you purposefully do things that you know will hurt yourself or will make you cry.

A:I just read a fanfic in which my favorite character died! I’m crying

B: dude, you knew it would happen! Why do you torture yourself with your self sadism?!

by Violettavonviolet April 30, 2020