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wife poaching

In the swinging community, when a couple attempts to coax the female portion of another couple into sexual relations without the consent or knowledge of the male portion of the other couple. This is sometimes refered to as back door unicorn hunting.

Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
John when to the bathroom at the swingers club only to find out that when he returned, a wife poaching couple swooped in and tried to make his wife a cuckcake.
by Axalotal acid July 3, 2023
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bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.
"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."
by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022
mugGet the bro-wifemug.

Cheese Wife

Kraft Punk's wife.
Will you be my cheese wife?
(rejection...)
by Frog girls are hot :) June 18, 2019
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Errol's Wife

My Sweet Jamaican Empress there isn't a day when Thee "I" don't miss & think about you♥️ Remember we did av nickname for each other, you was my EVEREADY & I was Waynie Wonder oh wha fun we use to av we were totally committed to each other mi wished you

did never left to come UK we would av a better life. We can't go back,but I do in my mind & mi know if anything was to appen I'd be wid you in a heartbeat don't ever forget say mi love you even more than before mi wish mi was kissing you now & mi know you were de one mi should av marry long ago & although mi don't know if you will see dis mi love you same in all you ways.I got your back you mean absolutely everything to mi all ways member dat ♥️
Errol's Wife
I give thanks & praises to the most high for giving me the privilege of knowing this beautiful woman I just hope the husband knows what him got...
by Janet21 March 27, 2023
mugGet the Errol's Wifemug.

volunteer wife

Volunteer wife

A wife that marries a person for a desired marriage that allows her to volunteer her time whenever she feels like it because she does not have any other financial or domestic responsibilities to provide for the marriage relationship or raise young children. If young children are in this relationship it would be expected that there would be paid caregivers to raise the children so that volunteer wife would have free time to volunteer for any services, functions, or charities she chooses. Volunteer wives seek admiration, status, and power among those organizations they volunteer.
“How does she find the time to help… Oh honey, she married well. She’s a volunteer wife .”
by Cosmic Coordinator May 21, 2018
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Step wife

Step wife: the second wife of my ex-husband. The step-mom to my kids.
I love my step wife. She is better than the ex-husband!
by HD HO June 26, 2019
mugGet the Step wifemug.

livingstones wife

The women that saves the sexy guy whos playing the bandit from fug ugly girl
livingstones wife
by brooksy2 July 12, 2009
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