bed weather

is when it gets so hot and steamy in the bed that it actually starts to rain underneath the sheets and blanket.

Bro, me and my girlfriend were going at it so hard and long that bed weather actually happened.

by wetbed October 26, 2013

weather report

a slang term used when a competitor in texas holdem has the cards Ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.

Avi thought he had Danny beat, but Danny pulled out the Weather Report and took the pot.

by Boochie June 11, 2006

Drunky Weather

The feeling one has when they wake up after drinking the night before.

Man, you look Drunky Weather.
How do you feel? Drunky weather.

by Ghostdog72 October 20, 2008

Weathered Pussy

A forest like jungle(hairy pussy) or bald eagle(hairless pussy), either moist or ventilated.

Gina: Oh my did you see Bridgett?
Mia: No what happened?
Gina: She had a weathered pussy.

by Deverginator6900 November 2, 2010

Megan Fox weather

Very hot and unpleasant. Steamy hot.

In the wake of one of the worst heat waves on record, Florida can expect Megan Fox weather to continue through the weekend.

by geetee6 August 24, 2010

foul-weather friend

a sucky friend who is not there for you and probably talks a lot of shit behind your back. they only care about themselves and their problems.
point is: they don't deserve you.

she is a very foul-weather friend.

by blueyedgirl8484 April 10, 2008

hows the weather up there

A shitty question that someone who is enjoying much warmer weather asks a person who is still enduring the frigid temperatures of winter in March and April.

As she lounged on a beach in Cozumel sipping a Margarita during April Spring Break, Sherry called her sister in Maine and asked "hows the weather up there ?".

by hfdmama March 23, 2017