George Washington (verb)

To George Washington is to liberally apply dry shampoo to ones hair when in a state of being greasy. Thus turning the hair to a white color that resembles that of George Washington's. Ultimately after the George Washington process is over ones hair appears clean.

Damn, the water heater's broken. I guess I'm just going to have to George Washington (verb) my hair today.

by Sir Copernicus July 30, 2011

Washington & Lee University

A country club where you can get an undergraduate degree as long as you don't drown in the river or die from alcohol poisoning. Also picturesque location of the remains of General Lee's horse...well, most of them anyway...

1st individual: Why do you think yourself to be so much better than everyone else?
2nd individual: Well I do attend Washington and Lee, after all.

by mip March 18, 2005

Washington State Sober

Only smokes weed when under the influence of caffeine.

Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.

by Schoei July 10, 2023

Simeon Oscar Washington

The single biggest hipster alive. You would not believe how much of a hipster this guy is.

Bob "I wonder who the biggest hipster alive is?"
Billy "Simeon Oscar Washington"

by Simeonwashingtonthehipster March 31, 2011

Washington creep and Roll

When you're in the middle of a shower and you have to get out to take a shit but leave the shower on

"Ahh, fuck. I forgot to take a shit. Gotta pull an Washington creep and roll."

by frmUndacheez January 13, 2021

kalen jamal washington

a kind nice loving person with a strong sense of emotion

it's kalen jamal washington

by g man oh my gosh April 20, 2018

Washington Boba Tea

When you give fellatio to someone with kidney stones

Last night hurt when Francine gave me a Washington Boba Tea!

by Sybil Ysperia April 14, 2022