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bought something bad from Walmart

Indicates extra smelly poop and/or farts.

*derived from "going to Walmart" as code for "I have to go to the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom as a courtesy to you, because I will be farting in there.

*see "going to Walmart"
Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I must have bought something bad from Walmart!
Did you buy something bad from Walmart? Cuz that bathroom fan's been going for 2 hours and it still smells in there.
Stop buying things from Walmart! No one can go in that bathroom cuz it stinks so bad!
Cropdusting minors is bad enough, but it's worse when you bought something bad from Walmart!
by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
mugGet the bought something bad from Walmartmug.
This horrible advertisement that has a thumbnail of a kid looking up of a- yeah see it for yourself. It also shows "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"!
Me: *bored so goes to Urban Dictionary*
Urban: "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"
Me: bitch who tf made this an advertisement
by A_l_e_k December 27, 2020
mugGet the Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damnmug.

Walmart

A store were you can see a guy strangling a cat with waffles.
Yesterday I saw 2 chickens fighting in Walmart.
by FPG1321 September 30, 2019
mugGet the Walmartmug.

Walmart/meat

Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me
Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
by BigfootsGrandpa September 30, 2021
mugGet the Walmart/meatmug.

white people Walmart

Your local Meijer department store. No bus route stops, and is located near the upscale suburbs. Poor minorities are just a thing of the past when you shop at Meijer.
Door dings are a thing of the past now that we shop at Meijer. Aka white people Walmart.
by All hail Caesar May 24, 2023
mugGet the white people Walmartmug.

Walmart Cunt

A woman who walks around and her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
by Namelessdude2000 August 14, 2022
mugGet the Walmart Cuntmug.

Walmart Kid

What are you, a fucking Walmart kid?
by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021
mugGet the Walmart Kidmug.

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