Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it

I gave her the old steamy weasel last night

by Steamy June 24, 2016

Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018

Stoat and Weasel

Diesel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump

by anonymous May 23, 2022

weasel waxer

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.

“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”

by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020

Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017

beaver weasel

A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.

She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.

by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016

lip weasel

A mustache.

Female Usage: "Too bad Hillary has such dark hair. You can see her lip weasel."
Male Usage: "Goodness, that's quite an elaborate lip weasel you're sporting. Have you ever been tempted to just shave it off?"

by Buster Crapole June 22, 2015