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Weapon

Tommy the weapon hit his head... now he’s dead.
by TommyTheWeapon April 23, 2018
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Weapon

A weapon is any type of device used with intend to inflict damage or harm to any living beings or structures.
Police officer: Put down your weapon!
Person: Okay.. Okay. Just don't shoot!
by Oxler_Psycho April 28, 2017
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Weapon

Lad look at the fucking size of your weapon!
by Weaponlad July 27, 2022
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Weaponized Stepmom

Primary Definition:
A stepmother who is vilified, mischaracterized, or used as a scapegoat in high-conflict custody disputes typically by a biological parent or legal system unwilling to confront its own biases. Often blamed not for her actions, but for her presence, her boundaries, or her refusal to enable dysfunction.

Secondary Definition:
Weaponized Stepmom™ (Christina Short): A public advocate and reform strategist exposing corruption, bias, and narrative manipulation in family court. Founder of the Weaponized Stepmom platform, Christina educates families, challenges custody misinformation, and fights for evidence-based policy using research, lived experience, and unapologetic truth.
The system has made a Weaponized Stepmom out of me for showing up and not playing into the game.
by Weaponized Stepmom July 23, 2025
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banned weapon

A weapon which is sat on by a person. U secretly put it on somebody’s chair and let them sit on it. Eventually they are going to get really mad that they have sat on it many times and it’s going to disappear. Nobody will know where it has gone, but the person that has sat on it just might know where it is
Use the banned weapon on April fools day to prank ur friend
by SpeedyGod53 November 21, 2021
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boss weapon

A person who swipes right on guys with weird faces when they’re drunk, then proceeds to lead them on by talking with them, when they’re not in the slightest interested.
Amanda was blind drunk and swiped right on Paul, who sends snaps of his weird face. She still talks to him even though she’s not interested. She’s a Boss Weapon!
by Sluga January 29, 2022
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Weapon Of Lone Destruction

I don't need a Weapon Of Lone Destruction to define my manhood. But if you need a one to compensate for your inadequacies, that's your prerogative.
by ThreeDigitIQ March 12, 2011
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