Wank Cabbage

The correct way to refer to someone when they're being a little shitface.

Hey, stop being a fucking wank cabbage and join the voice call.

by LukeEmia_ January 5, 2021

Multi-Wank

Where a lad has a wank, but after the first (orgasm) or cum session he carries on going to achieve multiple rounds of cum. Danger, can become tiring and painful !

i came 4 times in multi-wank last night!

by multiwank November 3, 2009

Wanking Up

When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it

"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"

"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"

by TheBurntJew January 7, 2017

risky wank

The art of pleasuring yourself whilst in a location or position that provides a reasonably high chance of getting caught in the act.

"Risky wank"

Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.

Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.

by Littleonebigfun December 26, 2013

Wake and wank

The act of waking up and masturbating.

Person: I had a wake and wank session this morning after dreaming about Stacy's mom.

by WaywardPrincess April 27, 2017

wanking around

Same definition as (fuck around) meaning doing something with no goal or reason.

what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).

Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).

by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018

Wank Blank

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into

Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it

by M.Yaro July 6, 2019