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virginia christmas tree

A tree where you hang niggers
Hey are you almost ready for Christmas
Yeah man almost got my my Virginia Christmas tree set up
by Virginia Beach May 18, 2018
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West Virginia swap

Taking your friend's dip out of his lip and putting it in your own lip.
"Bro, I'm out of dip." "It's fine, you can just West Virginia swap with me."
by bigwilly99 October 18, 2017
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The State of Virginia

It's quite simple. They took garbage and molded it into a state. It's kinda like a shittier Florida...and that's pretty damn hard to beat.
Bob: Dude, I have to go to Virginia
Mike: Man that actually sucks...I hate the State of Virginia
by brownthunder1111111 November 7, 2017
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dallas west virginia

A tiny town in WV that is the dirty redneck ghetto of Marshall county. It's where all the hill trash that can't afford to live on Roberts Ridge or Fish Creek live. Now overrun with pipeliners and stupid gas workers. A place where society is just dirtier that that rest of the county, trashy women and drunk redneck guys. A place to highly avoid when In Marshall county.
"Hey I'm going to Dallas"

"Cool, Dallas Texas?"

"No Dallas West Virginia"

"Dude you are fucked..."
by Detmarshall January 1, 2014
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West Virginia vasectomy

a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body
Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones
by Toothless Jimbob May 27, 2016
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West Virginia Turnpike

Coitus in the bed of a moving pick-up truck that is fleeing from law enforcement.
"Well, I thought I could ditch the sheriff after I ran that red light, but I forgot that Jeb and Shawna Beth were in the bed of the truck goin' at it."
"Well, Merle, I guess that West Virginia Turnpike was on the house!"
"Sure was, Daryl. Now, can you go ahead and come bail me out?"
by joshingmachine November 11, 2013
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Virginia finger-bowl

An ashtray full of cigarette butts that has been left out in the rain.
I was out back having a smoke. I looked for an ashtray but all you have is a disgusting Virginia finger-bowl.
by BrysonW December 8, 2012
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