Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.

Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet

by Spumoni November 4, 2020

Verge-Vegan

A person who is on the verge of becoming a Vegan but hasn't come to terms with it.

Love of a good steak versus the horrors witnessed in meat processing plant videos has created a "Verge" scenario. One more video may push the Verge-Vegan to becoming a full on Vegan.

Waiter-"What can I get for you"
"I'd love the filet but I'm a Verge-Vegan so gimme another minute please."

by TwistyGurl April 22, 2020

Vegan Cupcake

During a MFF threesome; after pulling out of the vagina the man then cums around the outer edge of the lips, creating an icing like appearance. The other woman then licks off the cum/icing.

I had a threesome with my girl last night, and she was so into it she tried a vegan cupcake.

by FHisbuttbutt September 17, 2015

Hungry vegan

When eating a girls pussy if she has a bush bite it and pull your head back at max speed to pull a few hairs out

That bitch ass nigga was eating me and he gave me a Hungry vegan

by Lance Armstrong's missing test January 12, 2018

Half Vegan

Half Vegan is when you only eat one type of meat and your on a vegan diet

Would you like some of this chicken “No thanks I’m Half Vegan

by Ash Jäger Main July 11, 2018

Vegan

A person who has a diet strictly of non-meat. Yet still wearing clothes made of animals which makes them look like an idiot. They shove the fact that they're a Vegan in other peoples face. They are usually loud and annoying and most people wan't to kill these people. Vegans also tend to show people videos of animals dying in factories to be made into meat products. No one gives a flying fuck, things die all the fucking time. Get the fuck over it and eat some meat. It's not going to kill you, you fucking pussy.

Mommy I've become a Vegan.
You're a disgrace to this family Johnny. Nobody likes you and you should kill yourself.

by Furker June 16, 2016

Vegan Missionary

Vegans who believe that they're better than all other people. Vegans like this usually criticize others for not being vegan, and bring up veganism in every conversation they have, as if veganism is a religion. The worst ones might also force their pets to go vegan as well.

Guy: How's your dog doing? Last time I saw him, he looked unhealthily skinny!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!

by SGG_256 July 28, 2020