Urinal talker

A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.

A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

Urine and Feet World

Slang term for the University of Massachusetts Lowell, or commonly known at UMass Lowell, where Coburn hall smells like feet and the bathrooms smell like urine.

Zach: Hey, I'm transferring from Middlesex to UMass Lowell this semester.
Chad: Oh, don't you mean the Urine and Feet World?

by UMass Lowell November 14, 2021

Urination station

That one kid who hates maths so needs to piss every 4 seconds and if miss / sir sais no they piss up the walls.

"Aye you know cameron, hes a proper Urination station "

by shower in stella June 29, 2021

urinal turner

A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.

"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"

"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"

by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017

one foot in the urinal

Doing electrical work while putting oneself at risk by working with body grounded.

Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.

by barber of seville July 31, 2022

Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals

(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine

by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016

urinal miming

The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".

"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."

by John Superman December 6, 2013