Twilighter

someone who reads/ and or watches the movies on the Twilight series with passion

"did you read all of the Twilight books yet"
"No, I am not a twilighter.."

by G#3995 March 24, 2010

Twilighted

When teenage girls discover love after seeing the Twilight series, and proceed to torment everyone on Facebook with their continual brooding about relationships

That girl twilighted this shit about me last night "raindrops on her cheek but the sky is dry"

"the silence isnt so bad 'til i look at my hands and feel sad 'cause the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly:\\ ♥" -damn she is twilighted

by starbooty2 March 21, 2010

twilighter

a retarded person who thinks they are a vampire but are really not cuz they are just retarded they need a life and need to get out of their house oh yeah and u know what sucks? stephnie meyer ruined vampires.... seriously retard, they cant get in the sun or they will burn up to a crisp...a few last words.....
"get a life you morons"
that really grinds my gears.....

hey there is a twilighter i bet she thinks edward is "hawt" and i bet she says
OME
OH
MY
EDWARD

by Twilighthater February 18, 2009

twilight

A Book released in 2005, which was written by Stephenie Meyer. Most people fall in love with the series due to the main character, Edward Cullen. I found it to be one of my favorite vampire romances ever, and it's extremely captivating. Words cannot describe the emotions the Twilight Saga makes you feel, and i'm not talking about fangirl Edward emotions. It shows the greatest type of bond between mortal and immortal. If you read one, I suggest reading the other two, New Moon and Eclipse. But if you discover this series, don't give it to your friends, because they'll become hypocrites. But if you value the greatness of this series, I beg you not to see the movie. Movies always ruin books, and the casting director is blind, so the movie is going to honestly shortchange the books. So just don't see it (:

Hypocrite: What are you reading?
Me: Twilight.
Hypocrite: What's it about?
Me: A vampire who falls in love with a human. It's amazing.
Hypocrite: OMG FREAK VAMPIRES ARE SCARY.
Me: In this book they're good.
Hypocrite: Whatever, you're a freak.
-movie is released-
Hypocrite: OMG I LOVE THIS MOVIE DID YOU SEE EDWARD HE WAS SO HOT AND OMG I LOVE VAMPIRES -runs to read books-
Me: You judged me for reading this book a while back.
Hypocrite: Whatever, no I didn't. Go read Twilight or you fail at life.
Me: I've already read it.
Hypocrite: No you haven't. Only cool people have read it. And you're not a true fan.

see my point about the movie?
it shouldn't be released.

by malloryy make-believe. April 18, 2008

twilight

An informal way to refer to a tootache (derives from the Socratic tradition see. article 23.2)

A: Was'up man?
B: Twilight, dog.
C: Yo, dont' call me that brother.
D: Calm down foo. I've got an ache, and lost nine of mi teet today.
E: Haha, yo!

by yomo123 March 26, 2009

Twilightitis

The strange condition where girlfriend will leave their perfectly acceptable male counterparts claiming that they'll never be as good as Edward Cullen

Brad: What happened to Joe's Girlfriend dude?
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!

by TheBlackList January 11, 2010

Twilighting

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging, throbbing cock and pop one off real quick. No cleanup required, just relax and and go back to sleep!

“Dude, I gotta quit twilighting... my girlfriend thinks I’m cheating on her!”

by Mr. Marvelous October 20, 2018