turkish delight

A turkish man having unconsentual sex with another being.

abv. T.D., T.D.ed, T.Deed.

"Hey Hasan i heard u totally gave that fine ass bitch a turkish delight, on your lunch break?"

"I feel so greasy, i got T.Deed last night!"

by shit the bed May 15, 2009

turkish bath

a group of people shit in a bath tub and then force someone else's face in it

Gavin was bragging about the roofies he bought so us real men gave him a turkish bath, forced him to eat all the roofies. Definitely brought a whole new meaning to dirt nap when that fukker woke up

by wizard sleevens February 3, 2008

Turkish Anteater

Similar to a Turkish elephant but when you don't have pockets to pull inside out.

I was walking around in my boxers and decided to surprise her with a Turkish Anteater.

by Dasavagewon November 27, 2007

talking turkish

The strange noises that accompany vomiting.

What that horrible noise outside? - its ok its only a tramp talking turkish

by Trevor turnip December 27, 2003

Turks

Underground organization structured around leadership broken up to three leaders. Known for computer, video game, and martial art skills. Name based on a group from the video game Final Fantasy 7. DrgnZomb RenoRelife Zeno

AND BOTH THESE TURKS ARE FUCKIN AMAZING PLAYERS - Quote

by Anonymous November 19, 2004

Turkish Prisoner

aka the turk p, turkish p
the turkish prisoner is the act of delivering a feisty

blowjob to a man, only using teeth.

some like it slow, some like it fast, the more teeth the better.

a blowjob with great zest and appeal is improved only when the

blower using teeth/sans tongue spit and gums and cheek to

simulate sex with the penis...erect or unerect.

"i love it when bad toothed motherfuckers give me the turkish prisoner."

great candidates to perform this bloody art are:

-anyone with braces
-canines
-madonna
-amy winehouse
-gary busey
-joan rivers

by david the white shadow January 25, 2008

turks and ciacos

an island in the caribbean with the most amazing beaches, nicest resort, such as beaches by sandals, which is the best. turks and caicos is the most amazing vacation spot in the entire world.

"where should we go on vacation?"
"i dont know, but i heard turks and caicos is so beautiful and amazing"
"omg! ive wanted to go there for so long! lets go to turks and ciacos!

by m2tp2t22t3 March 7, 2010