Bloody Turkey

A turkey slap in which the perpetrator's penis is covered in a substantial amount of blood, leaving a penis shaped blood mark on the victim.

Tom fucked me when I was on my rags, then gave me a Bloody Turkey.
Ron's neck tattoo bleed and it looks like someone gave him a Bloody Turkey.

by Colchias March 9, 2015

cunt turkey

When someone is being a lil bitch.

Roberto is such a cunt turkey today.

by Gary1996147 May 11, 2015

turkey hump

The sex post secondary students are excited to go home to on thanksgiving weekend. (As opposed to the popular term, turkey dump: breaking up with a significant other over thanksgiving weekend)

How was your thanksgiving weekend?

Pretty good, got that turkey hump.

by preciousfs November 29, 2015

Cold turkey

When you say you’re going cold turkey, but are a cigarette addict

He went cold turkey

by Eekesteek August 2, 2018

Brush turkey

A miss spelt version of a bush turkey. You can find this written on a sign at St. Paul’s college. They are a little bit worse than a dingo

HAHA that sign says brush turkey!

by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019

turkey problem

Anecdote popularized (and maybe invented) by the author and former economics professor Nassim Nicholas Taleb that shows the risk in rare but harmful events. - so called "black swans".
It goes as follows:

"A Turkey is fed for 1.000 days by a butcher. Every day confirms to the turkey (and the turkey's economics department, and it's risk management department and it's analytics department ...) that in fact the butcher loves turkeys. Every day brings more confidence to the statement. Until one day the Turkey is ripe for Thanks Giving."

Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.

by GruntPa June 13, 2019

Turkey Cheese

Turkey Cheese, the area of loose greasy skin underneath the chin that looks like a gobbling turkey and also some stinky, tecky and sticky Swiss smock cheese. The turkey cheese can be incorporated into many sexual maneuvers where the man whips out his small smock and buries it right into the cheese hole to the point that he's punching the turkey cheese with his smock like a punching bag.

Wow I went home with this chick from the club on Saturday and punched her turkey cheese like Mike Tyson with my mince meat sword.

by Smock Snorkel August 6, 2019