He will give you sex like no other and make you orgasm like never before. Tristan is a god in bed and you will want him, you will become addicted to him. He is also a very funny, amazing person that loves life. He will make it rain all day long. If you are lucky enough to find a Tristan, make sure you keep him.
by EL Puerto October 31, 2022
Get the Tristanmug. by anonymous October 4, 2022
Get the Tristanmug. an odd looking fellow, possibly having many children, on account of the massive amounts of maidens he slays
by bingus bongus123123 May 24, 2024
Get the Tristan McGreggormug. 
Get the Tristanmug. "Are you Tristan because you're a dirty nigger or are you a dirty nigger because you're Tristan"
"Bro what"
"Bro what"
by The Nigger that lurks November 15, 2023
Get the Tristanmug. tristan is a bitch who is probably gonna steal your girl if your not careful. He is a retard and has a small Pepe that you can’t suck or fuck so be careful if you lose your girl to a Tristan show her this cause it is true. SO IF ANY TRISTANS READ THIS GOOO SUCK A DICK CAUSE YOU NEED ONE AND IMMA TAKE HER BACK. Cause I’m the best man she can get.
TRISTAN IS A BITCH
by TRISTANSAREGAYLILPEPEBOUS October 29, 2019
Get the Tristanmug.