Tristan

The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion

Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say

by FPLM November 20, 2021

tristan spiesky

Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequent ‘Your Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.

Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky

by joIJD December 11, 2018

Tristan (male)

Tristans are loud, annoying males who are often gay for the following people:
Jeff
Bob
John
Ryan
Mike

Caleb

I hope i'll never become a Tristan (male)

by Ryan the catlover November 29, 2020

Tristan

he’s the best boyfriend ever and tbh that’s all i would have to say for you guys to know how amazing but i’ll list. he’s FINE ASH, smart when he wants to be, FUNNY, caring, sweet, and knows how to treat his girlfriend. he’s the best boyfriend ever.

dang i love my boyfriend tristan

by bear5801 November 25, 2018

Tristan

no teeth looking ass

Dentist: Wow no teeth, must be a Tristan

by niggardly mcniggarson June 17, 2019

Tristan

A person who acts gay is gay but does not admit it

Tristan is gay

by Deli Mike October 6, 2023

Tristan

Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.

Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.

Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.

Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.

That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.

That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.

The longest Dog

by JayKin23 January 7, 2023