Toothless Calendar- a toothless calendar is a calendar that tracks something of zero value over a long period of time, usually marking each week and the weekly marking is usually written “xxx Week’s” with incorrect use of the apostrophe.
For example, my wife has been tracking how many weeks my neighbor has yet to pick up the aluminum tin blowing around their yard. Her calendar is marked every week as “ 12 Week’s Tin in yard”
The Toothless Calendar started not as the meaning is “without teeth” but rather as the first calendar tracked cars that were parked from a guy named “Toothless Tom”
For example, my wife has been tracking how many weeks my neighbor has yet to pick up the aluminum tin blowing around their yard. Her calendar is marked every week as “ 12 Week’s Tin in yard”
The Toothless Calendar started not as the meaning is “without teeth” but rather as the first calendar tracked cars that were parked from a guy named “Toothless Tom”
My Toothless Calendar has the neighbors at 12 weeks and the aluminum tin is still not picked up yet.
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Calling someone (usually a man) queer for liking feminine stuff or kissing boys. It is basically the same as calling a feminine man a twinkie or using "gay" to shame a homosexual, but in a funny way.
*watching Winx Club* Woo yeah! Boyyyyyyyyyyy!
Guy stalking on him: HOLY SHIT OUR BOSS IS A MASSIVE TOOTSIE ROLL!
Guy stalking on him: HOLY SHIT OUR BOSS IS A MASSIVE TOOTSIE ROLL!
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