Toad Thumping

Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.

We’re going Toad Thumping at Applebees tonight boys.

by Dues Vult April 15, 2023

Toad

a nickname for someone named todd

“is that todd?”
“nah we don’t call him that anymore”
“what do we call him?
“toad”

by ilovemen🎀 May 29, 2024

Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick

Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).

by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011

Toad

A deliverer of bad news, usually when you’ve come a long way and don’t need it.

Toad: Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

by Big Cocks That Have Hands November 19, 2018

Toad

A chair.

Jeff: Man I could really sit down somewhere right now.
Keith: Good. There is a toad right there.

by chob-logtulin June 2, 2023

Gargling toad

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.

Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...

by Hugh Jardón October 29, 2018

toad boi

a gross boi, often some people will say "toad boi, i like that guy" but they don't often mean it

omg ew he's so ugly... he's a toad boi

by youredisappointing August 19, 2017