Ketchup and Mustard

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was

Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point

by Grimmarl July 7, 2025

Ketchup Pringle Mingle

A Sexual act in which a female Pegs a man (Or partner or choice) with a pringles can untill he bleeds, then the pegger will eat all the pringles using their partners blood as sauce

My Little brother enjoyed the Ketchup Pringle Mingle with me yesterday

by anonymous November 16, 2025

Ketchup Pants

Nickname of USD rugby player Kevin O'Connell due to him wearing the same red sweat pants to every practice for two years

Look theres ketchup pants being an asshole as usual

by Goose1234567890 April 8, 2009

ketchup kid

A Ketchup kid is a kid who cant stand anything, from foods to germans.

The no.1 rule to become a ketchup kid is to dispice ketchup

Example:

Guy 1 «Tobias is such a Ketchup kid, you can see that he hates those Germans!»
Guy 2 «Yes, and he cant stand the Hot Dog dressing either!»

by Mustard Boi March 15, 2018

Ketchup squirt

When a Lady is on her period gets freaky and squirts then blood comes out

a ketchup squirt is when a Girl on period squirts

by Moomikester February 14, 2023

Try the ketchup motherfucker

This is a phrase widespread in the Linkin Park community. The phrase is a misheard lyric from the song “When they come for me” by Linkin Park, Where Mike Shinoda says “Try to catch up motherfucker”. Many people misheard this line as “Try the ketchup motherfucker”. It’s also comical with many people joking that they will try Mike Shinoda’s “ketchup” or Mike Shinoda “poisoned” the ketchup etc. The phrase is used randomly as it is in the song.

“Ok I will try the ketchup motherfucker”

by Theurbandictionarydude October 19, 2025

Ketchup packet

When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.

My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao

by Erawr;) April 24, 2021