A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
by Lilrichard123 May 11, 2023
by benandjerrychunkexcavator January 14, 2022
by boys2men69420 June 12, 2020
Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday
by Yung Money L October 15, 2020