shit through a tin horn

1. describing an extremely slow moving action

Ever since Uncle Otis had his hip operation, full speed for him is like shit through a tin horn.

The road construction up ahead is causing traffic to move like shit through a tin horn.

by mickinca July 29, 2008

boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.

by Choda Boy 57 May 09, 2008

I could put a fist through that

A phrase used to agree with someone, say something is cool, or say a girl is attractive.

Hey dude wanna go boarding this weekend?

Reply: Yea I could put a fist through that.

Bro what do you think of the girl in the booth behind me.
Reply: Yea the blond one I could put a fist through that.

by endlessrunnershigh February 02, 2010

Have a baby through my ass.

Take a really big dump.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.

by kingbruin April 29, 2011

Walking through the door

Walking through the door is do copy someone else because you want to be safe instead of taking a risk.

I followed Max into the door because I knew if I didn't, Alexhole would lay a trap down for me.

by Downvoting Victim July 20, 2005

Drinking a Red Bull through a straw

Being on the receiving end of a glory hole; sucking a dick through a hole in the wall

This guy from work likes drinking a Red Bull through a straw at the truck stop. He loves throating huge cocks.

by JWHsDad June 23, 2021

Like Shit Through a Tin Horn

Phrase used to describe quick reckless actions, such as the fast spending of money.

We're spending money like shit through a tin horn.

by drsax November 26, 2009