A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.
by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020
Get the weasel waxermug. Sparce scraggly-looking facial hair found among adolescents and twenty-somethings meant to be used to debase their ability to grow a beard.
Girl at the bar: “Some guy just asked me for my number, and he had quite the chin weasel.” (Rolls eyes)
by KTLou December 11, 2018
Get the chin weaselmug. by crudmonkey April 25, 2020
Get the squirt the weaselmug. A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.
She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.
by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016
Get the beaver weaselmug. A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017
Get the suck weaselmug. Man, that girl April is such a sex weasel.
Johnny put on his best dragon sleeved bowling shirt, and went out cruising for pussy, that guy is such a sex weasel.
Johnny put on his best dragon sleeved bowling shirt, and went out cruising for pussy, that guy is such a sex weasel.
by Captain sex weasel November 24, 2013
Get the sex weaselmug. A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.
Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!
by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017
Get the Crotch Weaselmug.