moist pussy wad

the grossiest three words you can think off....

and then there is vaginal psoraisis....

and then anal queef.

moist pussy wad; what you have.

all three of those are what you have.

by kris j. August 25, 2008

Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

Arab moist towel

When you cum into a bucket till it's full put it on a towel, while you doing it doggy style wrap the towel around your partner and waterboard them and yell "tell us you secrets"

Jim: ya me and Amy did the Arab moist towel last night.

Bob: really did she tell you her secrets?

by Twitter.com/BluSaiyan December 22, 2018

Moist Boi

Moist Boi is a noun for a salty swimmer.

John is such a Moist Boi after he lost the fly.

by GottJaeger February 7, 2018

Moist n Saggy

A phrase referring to a time-worn pussy that has become low-hanging and swamp-like in result of prolonged exposure to un pene sucio de mexicano (a dirty mexican penis)

Wow! If it wasn't for that Moist n Saggy, I might never have attempted a furry helmet on her ass.

by Rusty Trombone April 6, 2006

Moist Pound Cake

A term used to describe a horny Pussy.

MOIST pussy
POUND pussy
CAKE pussy

Did u hit that moist pound cake?

by UmuHitDatFoSho April 21, 2010

Moist Magenta Frog

It is the most godliest, elusive, beautiful being in existence. They live in colonies in the Himalayan Mountains in search of carrots. If you find a Moist Magenta Frog beware as if it touches you like your uncle you will have an extreme orgasm and you will be transformed into one of them, I have estimated that there are 169 in the wild today. Please beware as these animals are very kind, cute and WET.

Omg dad, its a Moist Magenta Frog. Can you let it molest me.

This animal was forged from year 8 art class, if you know you know.

by Bill Jaloar August 18, 2019