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Murdoch's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows , the probability of an ad hominem attack by a Progressive involving the source of a fact will be dismissed as coming from Fox News.
"Oh really? You get that from Fox News?"

"You must be watching Fox News"

"Murdoch's Law, is a type of ad hominem"
by Cal A Feit January 24, 2015
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Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.
Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.
by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013
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Smith's Law

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.
Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.
by PowerTryp December 30, 2010
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Law of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Eric started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. This is the Law of Lamont
by Lamonting July 28, 2022
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Logan's Law

√x + √x = √4x

A useful formula contrived during a math class.
By Logan's Law: √4 + √4 = √16, or 2+2=4
by LSinQuebec December 16, 2009
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Illegal Law

An Illegal law is a law that that contradicts and or breaks the content/authority of a higher law, thus causing it to be illegal.
The NDAA is a new law that allows the detainment of Americans indefinitely. There is no warrant required for this detainment to take place and no speedy trial or hearing allowed. This law clearly breaks the 6th amendment in every way possible, thus causing it to be an illegal law since the Constitution is of higher authority and the Supreme Law of the Land.
by Benni Franklin June 18, 2013
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law of sam

a very very wise man once say: "its not that i dont have standards, i can just find beauty in every woman."
Law of Sam:
fat chick = giant breasts
pale chick = no tan lines
abnormally anorexic chick = cheap date
by sampencek September 8, 2010
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